Hope you had a chance to watch an episode of Clean House for inspiration.
…and if you did’t get a chance, here are some Niecy Nash-isms to get you in the mood for bustin’ some clutter:
. Who wants a clean house?
. This room is full of mayhem and foolishness.
. Take me to your foolishness!!
. I'm going in. (flip of the head for emphasis)
. Time is Tickin’
. Oooooh! Miss Niecy's got some work to do...
. Mmmmmph! (full stare into the camera)
. Mmmm! Mmmmph! (with a knowing look and a flip of the head)
. Let's git to gittin'!
. Time to take a big girl pill!
. I have three children. Whining doesn't work on me.
. Owwwwwwwww!!!!!!!
. Ahh the mayhem and foolishness of it all!!
. Get your wax and stacks and head on down the tracks!
. This room was a *hot* mess!
. Baby, we cleaned *house*!
. I know what you're thinking. Oh, Miss Niecy. When are you comin’ to *my* house?
It's time for our New Year's Resolutions, y'all -
…so, let’s git to gittin’!!