Tuesday, December 30, 2008

These holidays really got in the way of my clutter bustin’! Did they for you?
Hope you had a chance to watch an episode of Clean House for inspiration.

…and if you did’t get a chance, here are some Niecy Nash-isms to get you in the mood for bustin’ some clutter:

. Who wants a clean house?

. This room is full of mayhem and foolishness.

. Take me to your foolishness!!

. I'm going in. (flip of the head for emphasis)

. Time is Tickin’

. Oooooh! Miss Niecy's got some work to do...

. Mmmmmph! (full stare into the camera)

. Mmmm! Mmmmph! (with a knowing look and a flip of the head)

. Let's git to gittin'!

. Time to take a big girl pill!

. I have three children. Whining doesn't work on me.

. Owwwwwwwww!!!!!!!

. Ahh the mayhem and foolishness of it all!!

. Get your wax and stacks and head on down the tracks!

. This room was a *hot* mess!

. Baby, we cleaned *house*!

. I know what you're thinking. Oh, Miss Niecy. When are you comin’ to *my* house?

It's time for our New Year's Resolutions, y'all -
…so, let’s git to gittin’!!



Monday, December 15, 2008

How to Have a Low Clutter Christmas

How to Have a Low Clutter Christmas

from ehow.com: http://www.ehow.com/how_4601200_have-low-clutter-christmas.html

By AlohaVikki

How many of us really need more things cluttering up our already overly crowded homes and lives?

Here are some suggestions to minimize the accumulation of stuff that people have to find somewhere to stuff on Christmas.

  1. Buy consumable items. Food is good. Can anyone say "chocolate?" Perfume (but make sure she likes and wears it.) Ditto cologne. Things like coffee gift boxes (If they drink coffee, that is.) Flowers are nice for relatives and in-laws. Gas cards for college students.
  2. Buy clothes people want. That way they can pass on the things they don't need or want anymore and put the new ones in their place.
  3. Provide a service like pampering your spouse for a day with homemade spa treatments.
  4. Make your own: soap, candles, cookies, hot cocoa mix kits or whatever to give as consumable gifts.
  5. Give a trip or cruise to your spouse with you to somewhere special. (But try not to go picking up a lot of souvenirs while you're there if you want to reduce clutter. Digital photos are good mementos of your trip instead.)
  6. Gather up all those pictures of your loved one(s) that are lying around, pick out the best ones, put them in a picture or scrapbook made of acid-free paper and put cute little notes or stories on each page about the pictures.
  7. Send Christmas E-cards instead of paper ones.
  8. Provide an experience such as kayaking,skiing or flying lessons.
  9. Give tickets to sporting events,concerts,theatre.
  10. Make edible ornaments for the tree like stringing popcorn and cranberries(for the birds)and making gingerbread men(for the people.) Candy canes can be hung from branches and given to children and guests as well.
  11. Instead of buying special holiday dishes and tablecloths, buy white ones you can use all year and
  12. Give downloadable e-books,movies,video games or other wanted programs.

Tips & Warnings

  • Make sure to tailor the gifts to the recipients.
  • Investments such as savings bonds or college funds might make a good gift, but in this economy, who knows?